Moving on .

I've been blogging for a few years now. Sometimes sporadically sometimes daily, but almost regularly. I have finally separated from XSU and starting to live a new life on my own. The original blog helped me get through the painful process of the end of the marriage, along with some bumpy roads dealing with a critically ill child in the midst of the end of marriage mess. Now this blog will see me through the new paths and adventures that life has to offer. Restructuring my life. My way. My experiences, ventings, musings on that whole big and not so big deal.

October 09, 2009

CH-Ch-CH-Change

Now I know there are a few gentlemen who read the blog. Let me tell you right now. Stop reading this post. It's very girl oriented and its content is nothing you need to know about. Trust me on this. shoo shoo. Go find something else to read because today - this blog is a "girls only" kinda deal. You've been warned.


Are they gone? ( sticks her nose around the corner of the screen just to be sure)


Girls. WTF???? I've been without my "special monthly" friend for over a year. Oh happy days. I thought I was going through the ch-ch-ch-change. (insert David Boey audio clip here) Well last week I started getting the strangest feeling in my abdomen. You know that feeling - like someone has a hand in there and is just squeezing and releasing all your internal organs?


Well lo and behold... I had a period. A full fledged bring it all on period. You can imagine what I thought when I saw what I saw. I thought I was hemoraging it's been that long. But nooooooooo it's my "special monthly" friend causing my current cranky state of affairs. Again I say... WTF?!?!?


Here's my theory. I tend to hold my anxiety, issues in my gut. When I am upset I don't eat. I can't. The thought of food makes me want to vomit big time. There's been a lot of tension in my life the past couple of years and I figure the ovaries couldn't handle it and checked out. They're done.


SO the XSU leaves the building and what? The tension dissipates I start to release all that tightness and THIS is the result?! The ovaries have decided to come up and look for one last match up somewhere. Have my pheremones started some kind of radar thing? Everytime I walk by men are the ovaries dropping and screaming "She's got eggs... really she does!" Or is it more of a "She is free and ready! Last eggs ready to drop! Take advantage of this one time only offer!"


Time to do more research on this ch-ch-ch-change of life thing - she cues the David Boey song again, grabs a scotch in one hand, those things with wings in the other hand and dances over to the bathroom.... again.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

it was all the flirty boys in Europe :-)

Anonymous said...

Oh the stories I could tell. What a crazy time for a woman. I will say this. My cycle likes to eff with me.
Rudy has been in SoCal three times this year. February, June and September. I ended up with my period in Feb, June and TWICE in Sept. What a cruel joke.
I went to San D thinking I was safe since I had one early in September. Yeah. Not so much as I found out as we were getting ready to check out of the hotel after our whirlwind 19 hours in the hotel.
How is this nice or fair or good? I mean other than it isn't. So when should I expect my next surprise? Probably about the time Rudy is set to visit next.

I feel your pain, girlfriend.
~ b

Anonymous said...

And that has to be a boy infiltrating a girls only posting up there. I have my suspicions as to whom it might be. heh!

~ b

Anonymous said...

oh no doubt we know who that first post is from.

Seriously B... I feel your pain too.. those eggs being released because they KNOW something is going on. The radar is off though eh?

Rudy said...

we did get a break when you came up here in Aug but we were too dang tired from trekking back and forth across the state to take advantage of it most days. :-P

Lily on the Road said...

OYE!

about to be single said...

Yea..you're right..this is so unfair. I went without mine for nine months when it decided to appear on St. Patrick's Day..not sure the significance of that. Now I'm without since then and holding!! Found your blog this morning and have enjoyed visiting. You'll survive the teens and one day will even miss them.