The point is - I had to go *IN* XSU's house. I WAS going to put the Google street view right here so you could catch the outside of the place but decided not to be a complete Bee-yatch. I have a fantasy of walking around and snooping my brains out. Then I could post pictures of the inside instead. This could only happen of course, after cutting a key to his house which I would have to take from one of RJ's many bags and hope she doesn't figure out what I've done. It would be kind of fun to wander through the place and see what's what in there. ( wearing surgical gloves of course so I don't leave finger prints anywhere. Frankly, I'm surprised RJ even has a key. BUT I am not supposed to know about it.
The glance I had in the living room was nearly enough. The man is totally living like a bachelor in a bad pad. Blankets on the huge floor to ceiling picture window, mismatched furniture that doesn't work, (where did he get that stuff) and a carpet that should have been ripped out before he even moved in. And I have the fancy shmancy Electrolux vacuum cleaner - for the hard wood floors that regularly need heavy duty vacuuming.. bwa ha ha
Of course being a regular reader of mysteries and murders this snooping could only take place after dark, with my car parked a mile away and not recognizable. Or would the neighbours notice? Naw, XSU has probably not even talked to his neighbours. He never did while he lived with me, he wouldn't change patterns now. I'd be dressed in all black clothes - and would brazenly walk in and have a look see. Or, perhaps I should be even more brazen and walk in during the day. My car has been there often enough so that it wouldn't be unusual. Though why leave my license plate exposed like that. I'd have to plan a quick escape just in case Rebel were to walk in while I was there. Hmmm must find out when she's at work so that scenario doesn't happen. That would just cause tremendous grief. For me.
The goal wouldn't be to take anything or vandalize, just poke around and see what the deal is. Because I could. But as I say. It's a fantasy. That's all.
3 comments:
bwahahaha!
DO IT! I was in CS house a few years back. I was with the kid who had stopped by to pick something up. {kid had a key and the code} He took me in for a tour. I still giggle about it today.
Happy Friday!
love and hugs,
~ b
I always avoided going in to the ex's new place. I would get things from the door and put them in my car or from my car too the door for the girl but didn't go in. it did eventually happen though. During a bad snow storm i was invited in by the ex and we were trying to convince the girl to just ride out to the valley with me but she wanted to do something in town first then drive out herself. And the other time was to go in and fix their internet so that girl could use it with her eMac (no wireless card) and ex could use it with her new notebook, wireless, and have it secured.
I just don't care to know - or at least I tell myself that. I do admit that I enjoy when the boy lets me know that things arent so rosey on the other side of the fence bwahahaha
hmmmmmmmmmm,
steer clear.
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